actually, I'm a sock model
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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