Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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