when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i think i have two assholes
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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