The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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