i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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