Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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