if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Alive.
So much puke
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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