laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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