what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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