i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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