Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
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