its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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