why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Randomize
