Capitaan dildo arrescate!
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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