member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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