Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
