What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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