He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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