I'm pants shitting drunk right now
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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