I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
