If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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