He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I'm sobbing to NWA
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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