I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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