I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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