Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I'm determined to sit on that face.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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