Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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