i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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