we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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