I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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