i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
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