i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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