My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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