she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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