she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Randomize
