I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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