His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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