So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Randomize
