jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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