after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
