Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Randomize
