do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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