The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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