Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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