so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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