The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
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