All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
