pop tarts are not kleenex
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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