Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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