New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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