he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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