I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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