everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
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